Fact #14: Okay, people, seriously...

...you need to stop making out in front of me while I'm trying to take your order. I don't want to see you sucking on your girlfriend's face, I just want to know if you'd like your coffee for here or to go. Clearly you two are fascinated by the inside of each other's mouths, but, and I know this might be hard to believe, no one else is as impressed by them as you are.

I'm overjoyed that the spark is still alive, but cut it out or I'll be forced to douse you in hot coffee.


K?

K.


Til tomorrow...