May 13, 2011

Fact #305: It's not my fault!

Augh! I tried to blog yesterday but I couldn't!

I got home from a massage appointment and sat down to write about, oh who knows what, probably something super awesome. Quite possibly the most brilliant thoughts I've ever had. But Blogger was down, and it didn't go back up til just now. So, I guess you'll just have to settle for these words of wisdom:

Don't bring your mistress to the same spa where you bring your wife. Not classy. Oh, also? Maybe don't cheat on your wife.

My job is weird sometimes.

Til tomorrow!

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